Remain calm,
Don’t do it
Just do it
It’s coming
Oh!
My oh my!
Don’t tell your Doctor just fart
Don’t look around
We aren’t watching
No shame or guilt but our noses smell a rat
You won’t be uglier you already are
You won’t be smarter you already are
You won’t be prettier you already are
You won’t be old you already old
It’s healthy just fart!
We are all too familiar of your gaseous sound?
Tenacious voluntary vibrations
We won’t sniff around
Will just smell your pathetic intentions
Of not to fart
But the fact is here
Just do it
Surrender now it’s not a sign of weakness
Take charge of your life today
By just farting
Without thinking the consequences
It’s natural
A natural law
You have been lying to us, all this time
That you are on hunger strike
Now we must smell your rotten lies
What you ate in advance
You have been feeding us gas
Even if you hide
Your fart we smell it from high seas
The weather men need no predict you
For they will smell it too
It’s your password to freedom
Of whom you really are
The mask is melting away
Once you fart just be happy
Smile, slow down, how we miss your fart, its Authentic and original
Everything is working out great
Now we know all what you have been feeding on
Lies and pretense’
A joker living double life
Please just fart
Don’t be sorry
Kindly finish farting.
Because you are just that!
A fart!
Like smoke you will scatter in the wilderness
But am afraid you legacy runs deep
You might gather clouds like tornado
To strike me in the middle of the night
When am sleeping
Doing your own farting
To raise your awareness
Of not naturally farting
You are a piece of work friend
Even though you refused to fart.
You don’t scare me
But your fart does
A lot of what you ate really can produce more gas
Because it is fake
Foul smelling flatulence
A freaking you
When you really fart.
No congenital heart failure
You will be entitled to healthy compensation
When you fart truth.
For you herbivores may pass gas more often,
Flatus, from meat eaters may smell much worse.
Everybody does it – and no one wants to admit it
What’s your smell?
Don’t give up, smell it, draw it, breath in no blinking
Your story begins when you fart
It’s the missing link, dru! Dru! Dru! Piiii! Bwahhhhhh!, huuuu, psssss.
The auditory pitch all depends,
On the tightness of the sphincter,
As well as the velocity of the gas being expelled.
If you touch anything let me know.
Welcome to the fortress of solitude
When you fart.
when you just do it.
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samngige 
lolest… Basically no one is perfect.. no need to be overly righteous. we all have flaws, it alright to be human but then we need to also make sure we don’t remain in the wrong but rather quickly step towards the right path. A hidden sin is actually much more dangerous when exposed especially in a person who claims to have it all right, all together and all holy. hehehe…
Love your poem though written in a hilarious in my view 😀
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Misggrace thank you for your deep insight and interpretation.
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